By Kate Springer | November 3rd, 2015
The Christmas holidays are so close and yet so far. If you suffer from one of these land-locked symptoms, it might be high time you take a vacation — and no, we don’t mean with your entire extended family.
1. Your last five “check ins” were “Netflix and Chill.” Literally…
2. Your sleek black carry-on is a wee bit dusty…
3. Google Maps has started sending you push notifications, urging you to go somewhere, anywhere!
4. The last time you bought an airline ticket was for your honeymoon. Three years ago.
5. You have 32 days of unused annual leave. And even HR is reminding you!
6. When people ask about “miles”, you think they’re talking about your MTR commute.
7. Your feet itch constantly, and all the tiger balm in the world doesn’t seem to help.
8. It’s been so long since you’ve had airline food that you’re actually sort of craving it. And that’s terrifying.
9. The only photos on your phone are of noodles. And your cat.
10. Your boss gave you a bonus for being so committed. But you haven’t had time to spend a dime of it…
11. You checked WebMD and diagnosed yourself with Restful Leg Syndrome. The prescription? Get up and go somewhere!
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