9 Signs You’re On a Terrible First Date

First dates are nerve-wracking, awkward affairs. It doesn’t help when you’re with a total creep who’s doing things that range from odd and uncomfortable to downright rude. Read on to see just how many of these you’ve experienced on a first date.

1. You arrive to find your date hitting on the bartender. And they don’t stop when you get there.

2. You are dressed to the nines while your date is in a T-shirt and jeans.

3. The first thing your date asks: “So which gym do you go to?” This is just never going to work out between us.

4. After returning from the bathroom, your date says, “I missed you!”

5. Your date plays on their phone while you wait for drinks. And invites you to play Candy Crush on Facebook. While you’re sitting there. 

6. Mid-date, your date tells you that they have plans to meet friends. You are “more than welcome” to come join, but we all know that really means “please don’t come.”

7. They tell you all about their gorgeous ex while staring into the distance longingly.

8. Your date orders oysters and champagne. When the bill comes, they wait awkwardly for you reach for your wallet.

9. Your date has an “emergency” and needs to leave right away. But the only emergency here is this terrible first date.