Thanks to painfully high rents, growing up in Hong Kong often means living at home well past your prime. Lots of dating headaches come with the territory…

1. You are about to walk out of the house looking hawt and your mom stops you to ask every detail about where you’re going.

2. You purposefully dress more conservatively to make your walk of shame the next morning a tad less embarrassing.

3. You meet someone who also lives at home and do a risk assessment to figure out who is less likely to be walked in on by their parents.

4. You could write a detailed directory to the love hotels in Hong Kong and have all your favorites on speed dial.

5. After rolling in at 4am, your Traditional Chinese Parents judge you. Hard.

6. You really like some guy but you inevitably have to dump him or marry him, because neither of you have your own place.

7. You spend all of your disposable income on vacations just so you can get away from your family.

8. Your mom wakes you up at 9am after an especially late night to drag you to mandatory family dim sum.

9. You’re trying to watch a movie and can hear every syllable of your sibling’s pillow talk with their SO.

10. All you think about all day is moving into your own place. The bubble has to burst sometime right???

11. You stumble home together only to find your parents up watching late-night TV and being all kinds of embarrassing.