Hongkongers complain a lot. But you’ll never hear us utter any of these things…
Winter is definitely not coming.
More like I’ve already gone through two pairs of rain boots in the few years I’ve been here.
Want to check out the coolest restaurant in the Western District? Better wait until you win the lottery.
Browsing through the aisles like…
In this town, they’re as ubiquitous as 7-Eleven.
Although if it doesn’t have a huge line, it’s probably not worth going to.
You should never ride a red minibus without a sick bag at the ready.
Trying to get one at changeover time? You might as well swim — it’ll be faster.
Good luck taking your furry friend anywhere.
We’d bet not even the city’s tycoons could hand on heart say this.
Only if you enjoy the gentle aroma of sweat from millions of people.
Statistically, you’re almost 300 times less likely to be murdered in Hong Kong than in New Orleans. Sorry, New Orleans.
Nothing beats the MTR. I mean, have you ever seen the New York subway?
People who have nothing to do are either hanging out with the wrong people or just plain lazy.