7 Ways to End a One-Night Stand

Sometimes being single is the best thing in the world. Other times, it’s a social obstacle course with awkward interactions left and right. And no situation is more challenging than waking up the morning after with a not-so-sexy stranger. But fret no more, these foolproof exit strategies should get you outta there in a flash.

1. Start crying about how good it feels to be loved again.

2. Get your cuddle on as soon as physically possible.

3. Call your parents and friends in front of your partner and tell them you just scored.

4. Put down cash on the bedside table as “taxi money.”

5. Update your Facebook relationship status while you’re still in bed.

6. Start crying. Again. This time about how ashamed you feel.

7. Walk out of there like a boss.