If you’ve even dipped a toe in the Hong Kong dating scene, then you should be familiar with the minefield of fake Tinder profiles and transient 20-somethings. We feel for you…

1. Every time you meet someone you actually like, you realize they already dated your friend.

2. You compulsively check Whatsapp after your first date only to find that he/she was “last seen” ignoring your invite for date numero dos. Ouch.

3. Since you’ve swiped through pretty much every person on Hong Kong Tinder, you know how to spot a fake profile photo in a blink…

4. An alarming number of people you meet seem to think sexting after one date is completely cool.

5. Then there’s the fact that you both still live at home…

6. Every time you meet someone you actually like, they move to London/NYC/Singapore/Bangkok.

7. You’re surrounded by couples EVERYWHERE!