The 5 Stages of Karaoke

You’ve booked a snazzy room, gathered a group, and are ready to rock ‘n’ roll. Don’t forget this checklist to ensure a no-holds-barred evening.

1. First things first: get a bottle of Johnny Walker and a pitcher of green tea for everyone in the room.

2. Play it safe. Go on, strap on those mic condoms.

3. If you’re with some gweilos, get Bohemian Rhapsody outta the way while everyone can still string words together.

4. If it’s nearing 1am, then the energy’s probably wavering. It’s definitely time for a round of Liar’s Dice. Or…Break out those fists for “15-20”, Hong Kong’s de facto drinking game, entertaining inebriated souls way before Beer Pong and Kings were even invented.

5. For the finale, get the team back together with this Sam Hui feel-gooder:

http://youtu.be/dkoBCtMLn0A